Literally what I was raised to believe
So funny , I had to post it
“According to Greek mythology, humans were originally created with four arms, four legs, and a head with two faces. Fearing their power, Zeus split them into two separate beings condemning them to spend their lives in search for their other halves.”
~Plato’s The Symposium.
How many times will I reblog this? “Always.”
We did it at school. The myth also says that the pairings could be male/female, male/male or female/female (just sayin’)
sometimes you don’t need to find someone else
I love this post
Goran, Berlin 2008 | ph. Michael Bidner
outdoor naked guy in front of a train
Really like this one…
- Hazel: Touch the cave wall.
- Computer: You touch the cave wall. It is moist.
- Isaac: Lick the cave wall.
- Computer: I do not understand. Repeat?
- Hazel: Hump the moist cave wall.
- Computer: You attempt to jump. You hit your head.
- Isaac: Not jump. HUMP.
- Computer: I don't understand.
- Isaac: Dude, I've been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.
- Computer: You attempt to ju-
- Hazel: Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.
- Computer: I do not-
- Isaac: Make sweet love to the cave.
- Computer: I do not-
- Hazel: FINE. Follow left branch.
- Computer: You follow the left branch. The passage narrows.
- Hazel: Crawl.
- Computer: You crawl for one hundred yards. The passage narrows.
- Hazel: Snake crawl.
- Computer: You snake crawl for thirty yards. A trickle of water runs down your body. You reach a small mound of rocks blocking your passageway.
- Hazel: Can I hump the cave now?
- Computer: You cannot jump without standing.
- Isaac: I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters.
- COmputer: I don't understand-
- Isaac: Me neither. Pause.
My latest creations… Please share them with your friends!
Cameron is featured in the first. Paul in the second, Joey and myself in the third.
Adventure Time by Brandon McGill.
Model is Josh Merrill. Should I do more videos?
"That’s wonderful Leonardo, now show us those stewardess uniforms you’ve designed…" / "Это замечательно Леонардо, теперь показывают нам те стюардесса форму вы предназначенные …" (at Omni Magazine March 1979)
Spaceship or a bug? / Космический корабль или ошибка? (at Omni Magazine Feb. 1979)
Четвертого июля карты, наш национальный праздник независимости